yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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