WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Randomize