She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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