What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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