I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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