I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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