dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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