apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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