So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you would pick up someone in the library
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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