Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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