mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My cat gives me a boner
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic