Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
