she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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