Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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