totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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