talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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