They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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