today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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