Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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