Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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