Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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