Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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