i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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