She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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