Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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