Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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