I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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