4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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