I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
