There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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