Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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