we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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