Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I have fence marks all over my body
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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