My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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