On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
this hospital has no fireball
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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