Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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