"it" just moved
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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