Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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