Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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