too bad you live with your parents still
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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