READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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