tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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