I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he was CRYING into my vagina
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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