Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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