Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
someone owes me an orgasm
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Strip Simon Says: DO IT