i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
thus making me awesome and them whores
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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