but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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