maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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