wat bout pragnant strippers??
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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