Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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