I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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