do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Even my vagina gasped.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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