Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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