Yo dont text me then not text me
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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