Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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